OUT! DAMN BLOG SPOT.

I have been trying to blog for weeks. WEEKS!

About house hunting and toilet training and, of course, American Idol. Not the hopefuls but the guests: Diana Ross as Oprah! Who knew? Lulu as Olivia Newton John! Why? And that Noone fellow... creepy or what? That cringe-worthy dancing!!! Very pedophile-y.

But instead of going on about the Vanjina scandal (He's a herm! He's a girl! It's all fixed!) or singing (ahem) the praises of my fave, Blake such a talent! Such good choices! When did he become attractive?!), I've been forced to sit back and wait. Wait until all these subjects, and more, fade out of the collective consciousness. Or at least mine. 'Til tomorrow.

But I digress....

Which is the point.

Why the long wait, you ask? Why indeed!

Bloody blogspot, that's why. Wouldn't open one day. Wouldn't let me blog the next. And, worst of all, wouldn't let me publish AFTER I'd written, ranted and raved.

Melinda vs. Kiki? Check. Merits of boys being able to pee outside? (Little boys, not grown men) Check. Understanding your real estate competition? Check, check,check. I'll give you a tip: the folks with the Prada shoes and shiny BMW will outbid you. Doesn't matter how optimistic you are. They just will.

But alas, 'twasn't to be. None of it. Maybe that's why blogs are becoming so passe. Not only are you, dear readers, getting sick of certain voices (hopefully not mine - is work that busy?!), but no news is, well, no news.There's nothin coming. Not on my computer(s) anyway.

So for those who've asked, and yes, there've been a few, thank you very much, that's where I've been. Cursing blogger, yelling at my computer. And now, now that I've FINALLY managed to open, write, and hopefully post, what do I have to say for myself? Ermmm.

A whole lotta nothin'. That's what.

Blogging. You gotta love it....