April showers bring May flowers.
So what do March snowstorms bring?
Not a lotta good, that's what. Icy roads. Snowdrifts taller than most children (and seated seniors). Unpassable sidewalks. An extension of the winter blahs. A renewed interest in weather patterns, records and our role in all of it.
And an excuse to go out and buy new boots. La Canadienne boots.
You haven't heard of 'em yet? Or you have, but didn't bite? Whichever, whatever, whoever you are - go go go. Now is the time to bite the bullet, spend the big bucks and spend the rest of this never ending winter in style: toes toasty, feet dry and - believe it or not -in style.
Let's face it, winter is an ugly time. Sure the snow looks pretty falling down, and when it's all white and clean it's quite peaceful. But really, how long does that last? Virgin snow lawns soon give way to grey slush, black ice and worse. The whole season can take its toll on a girl. Especially a footwear girl and, really - are there any other kinds?
I tried Uggs. Of course they're comfy - they'd better be if they're that ugly. The suede ones don't keep your feet dry and the leather ones I had were so halucious they lasted but a season. Yeah, I was that person who went for the leather. Probably the only one. There's a reason you don't see more of 'em. H-I-D-E-O-U-S. I tried putting substance before style. It wasn't easy, And it didn't last.
So I ruined a pair of hot boots. Froze my tootsies off and wrecked 'em. And for what? So I tried again. This time, went for Sorels. Hard-core Canadian boots. For hard-core Canadian winters. And yeah, I stayed warm (ish) and dry. But again, not the most attractive. Or feminine. Even the long ones that we pretend are kinda like go-go boots aren't. Not even close.
And then, it happened. A friend of mine discovered winter lady-boots. Lady boots...winter... Contradiction in terms, right? Wrong! La Canadienne boots are warm, cozy, and, dare I say it - kinda hot. In all the right ways. I admit I was skeptical at first, especially with the upwards of $200 price tag. But after another winter of alternating between salt-stained whore or hefty hefty slush slag, a couple hun seemed a small price to pay to be a cozy snow bunny.
My high-to-the-sky lady boots rock. And they work. I'm not sure how - some kind of secret recipe of ultrasuede, rubber and god-knows-what. Who cares? They look fantastic! And trust me kids, they really, really work the winter. And despite their all-kinds-of-hotness, they're pretty basic. So even if everyone's wearing the same boots - you can't really tell. Which beats the hell out of showing up for dinner in your foxy furries - along with half the other girls.
Now that that we're entering our fifth month of winter, maybe it's time for a quick shoe shuffle. Snowbanks to climb? Easy. Salt stains and splash back? Laugh it off - they fit over calves of all shapes and sizes. Heels? They've got 'em. And need I mention they're Canadian?
Are you still here? They're on sale all over town. If you can still find what's left of them. It's mid-March after all. What are you waiting for?